I think I died a long time ago.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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