I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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