awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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