bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
