im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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