idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
whose parrot is this?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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