I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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