if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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