what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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