Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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