I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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