Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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