Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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