Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
being pregnant is like rehab
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
