I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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