Me. At least after what I've been through.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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