i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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