Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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