My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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