porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
the raccoons are back...
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