New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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