i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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