yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
