Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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