His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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