Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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