Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
smell my finger.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
