umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
smell my finger.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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