So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
wow bdsm is so cute
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