I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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