I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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