Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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