this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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