I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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