TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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