I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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