I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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