You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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