Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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