I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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