Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
