Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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