he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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