She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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