brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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