You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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