come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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