I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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