Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
There r osticjed everywhere
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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