you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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